How Can I Talk My Employer Into Getting A Vending Machine For The Office So I Can “borrow” Snacks From It?
February 7th, 2010 Posted in Información General
Steal, um…. ‘borrow’…. the company credit card and buy a bunch of tasty treats - load them up in the mini fridge you pilfered, um…. ‘borrowed’…..from your boss, and you are in like flynn. When your employer asks you about any charges to the card, simply explain how you ‘haven’t got a clue what he’s talking about’ That excuse seems to work for 5 year olds and cheating boyfriends, so it should work its magic for you.
Don’t forget to hide the mini fridge under your desk and hot glue a strip of cardboard to the front to disguise it as a box.
February 7th, 2010 at 11:38 pm
Hi Cowbell,
Slip a twenty under his Door with a free sample of one of the snacks..If that doesn’t work,bend over and say,”Hi”.. Lol.. Hehe..
Your Friend,
poppy1
February 7th, 2010 at 11:38 pm
Plead the “saving time” angle - “Just think how much productivity would increase if we didn’t have to go out for a snack!”
February 7th, 2010 at 11:38 pm
Tell him you’re diabetic and need to have a constant supply of food available.
just don’t tell him about the “borrowing” part.
February 7th, 2010 at 11:38 pm
I’m not sure.
But that assatar still makes me wanna smack it with a canoe paddle.