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Vending Machine Malfunctioned And Gave Me 2 Bags Of Doritos Instead Of 1. Am I Going To Jail?

October 31st, 2009 Posted in Información General

I called the number on the machine but no one picked up. I didn’t want to call 911 and didn’t know the non-emergency number for the police. This happened at a rest-stop and I’m pretty sure there was a camera. I have since eaten both bags of Doritos.

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10 Responses to “Vending Machine Malfunctioned And Gave Me 2 Bags Of Doritos Instead Of 1. Am I Going To Jail?”


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    txbbyspi
    Says:

    I suggest you go get yourself some disguises. You’re in for a long life on the run. Not just the police but those dorito people are out for blood. They’re like the chip mafia.



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    Trevor
    Says:

    dude. get a life. you’re not going to jail. the police have more important things to worry about than trying to catch a guy who got 2 bags of doritos instead of 1.



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    Smartphone Software
    Says:

    Yes that is your first stop then, to h*** for eating the second bag.
    Don’t forget the ice water!
    PS……………………
    Sweet and Spicy Chili flavor is the most popular so it was a given that, that bag would have been sold!



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    WP Autoblog Plugin
    Says:

    You were looking good until you let it slip that they were Sweet and Spicy Chili flavor and you ate both bags. It’s the chair for you, my friend. The porcelain chair.



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    RichardT
    Says:

    haha LOL dude your funny I wish everybody on here had a sense of humor! Sweet and Spicy Chilli are good but have you had the Jalapeno Popper flavor?



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    Mary
    Says:

    Why did you eat the bag?? Now you’re in for it. I hope you think about what you did and get a good lawyer.



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    Music Producer
    Says:

    Hey, it’s not your fault! The machine was just “sharing the wealth” just like Obama said to do.



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    honest
    Says:

    ha ha you funny no you not going to jail just be cool



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    m!
    Says:

    take a chill pill.



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    The Vigilante Man
    Says:

    I’d head for the border.


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