Comments on: Vending Machine Malfunctioned And Gave Me 2 Bags Of Doritos Instead Of 1. Am I Going To Jail?

By: honest

honest — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 04:45:28 +0000

ha ha you funny no you not going to jail just be cool

By: m!

m! — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 04:45:28 +0000

take a chill pill.

By: The Vigilante Man

The Vigilante Man — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 04:45:28 +0000

I’d head for the border.

By: WP Autoblog Plugin

WP Autoblog Plugin — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 04:45:27 +0000

You were looking good until you let it slip that they were Sweet and Spicy Chili flavor and you ate both bags. It’s the chair for you, my friend. The porcelain chair.

By: RichardT

RichardT — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 04:45:27 +0000

haha LOL dude your funny I wish everybody on here had a sense of humor! Sweet and Spicy Chilli are good but have you had the Jalapeno Popper flavor?

By: Mary

Mary — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 04:45:27 +0000

Why did you eat the bag?? Now you’re in for it. I hope you think about what you did and get a good lawyer.

By: Music Producer

Music Producer — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 04:45:27 +0000

Hey, it’s not your fault! The machine was just “sharing the wealth” just like Obama said to do.

By: txbbyspi

txbbyspi — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 04:45:26 +0000

I suggest you go get yourself some disguises. You’re in for a long life on the run. Not just the police but those dorito people are out for blood. They’re like the chip mafia.

By: Trevor

Trevor — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 04:45:26 +0000

dude. get a life. you’re not going to jail. the police have more important things to worry about than trying to catch a guy who got 2 bags of doritos instead of 1.

By: Smartphone Software

Smartphone Software — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 04:45:26 +0000

Yes that is your first stop then, to h*** for eating the second bag.
Don’t forget the ice water!
PS……………………
Sweet and Spicy Chili flavor is the most popular so it was a given that, that bag would have been sold!