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31 Responses to “What 5 Things Would Your Fantasy Vending Machine Dispense?”
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devilish Says:
You know, that’s the darn trouble with a vending machine. Everything you want to get out of it, costs something. (sounds rather like a marriage, come to think of it).
But, assuming I could afford the input, here’s my desired output…
1. Ray’s Famous Pizza straight from the villiage in NYC. Hot, cheesy goodness.
2. The wit of Robin Williams. So handy, so useful, so dang to the point (hold the cocaine though).
3. A sound investment policy. Yes, for whatever cash I plunk in, my ROR would be at least 38%. To heck with Schwab, they NYSE, and ETrade.
4. Paulie Walnuts. Whether driving on the freewway, dealing with morons at the office, or just for the heck of it…sometimes, you just REALLY need a hitman do get the whack done.
5. My best friend. Whether for the day, the night (Stilettos included), or a lifetime…everyone should be able to get to their best friend when they want one.
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Bradley P Says:
To all the folks here who said “money”, please think about this. It’s a vending machine. You put something *in it* to get something out, right? So if you get “money” out of the thing…what on earth would you have to put *IN* it?? A kidney? A freshly beating human heart?
So I’m not going to say “free money” because that is just un-original and besides the point. ^_^
So…
–Freshly toasted subs,
–Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream,
–Hot, fresh chicken nuggets with sauces,
–Monster energy drinks,
–cheap single rolls of toilet paper.
With that I could survive indefinitely, never leave the house. ^_^
Or, if that’s too mundane….replace the nuggets with cute blonde girlfriends, or Friends With Benefits Who Do Dishes. ^_~
Thanks for your time! Star for you!
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Fan Of Shinoda Reloaded Says:
- Unlimited Money
- Ripped® Body & Muscle Building Shake Mix
- Fragrus® Cologne (Attracts any girl you want, but doesn’t make them crazy about you until you say “hi”)
- Einsteinus® Intelligence Tonic (Allows for 100% use of your brain as opposed to 10%, expands your memory wide enough to remember every little detail about anything and everything you see, hear, taste, do and feel)
- Live-All® Immortality Drink (Allows for immortality; works well with the Einsteinus® line of tonics)
(What a fantasy LOL)
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luvhrtz Says:
A1 - A5 $5, $10, $20, $50, $100
B1-B5 beef jerky, buffalo wing pringles, blue pakcet skittles, Ramen Noodle Cups, Bacon Pizza slices
C1-C5 - Different types of black berry’s
D1 - D5 Different 1,000 dollar shopping gift cards
E1-E5 Scratch tickets in denominations of 2, 5, 10, 20, 20 again
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blue eyes Says:
This is assuming I don’t have to put any money, or just a small amount of money into the machine:
1. Of course money
2. Airline tickets to wherever I want to go that day
3. Gas Cards (although I wouldn’t need them if I can have money)
4. Car keys to a new car
5. Chocolate….why not
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Halibut be my name Says:
My favourite beer
Available cash to purchase more of the above and other essentials for the weekend (hint! hint!)
Clean underwear & socks
And a hot Mormon or Christian gal who wouldn’t throw up at the sight of me (serious!)*
*See my question……(Dating & Singles for more info!)
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The Instigator Says:
1. Truth
2. Justice
3. Wisdom
4. Satisfaction
5. Pop tarts
Actually, scratch #1. Make it another flavor of pop tarts.
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Anne S Says:
Our dream home in the mountains.
A REALLY nice RV to make road trips in.
Enough money to live out our lives comfortably.
World peace.
All our children and grandchildren happy, safe and secure.
(not necessarily in that order)
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1) Hot man (LOL)
2) Money
3) Pure oxygen (in a can perhaps)
4) Diamond rings
5) Sports car!
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Sarah C Says:
1. a person of the opposite sex who will love you
2. a snack that will instantly get you to your healthiest weight
3. good credit
4. a great job
5. money
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1.wads of huge sums of cash
2. ticket to get a free car of my choice
3.brittney spear’s house
4.trips to anywhere i want
5.check for a 8.9 billion dollars
hows that?
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mattyboy Says:
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Chrystal Says:
1) Fresh Movie Theater popcorn with lots of salt and butter
2) Grilled shrimp on a scewer
3) Creme Brulee IceCream
4) Seltzer water with lime
5) Rum with any type of mixer I want.
WOW.. that would be awesome! lol
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samantha Says:
i would want:
herrs sour cream + onion chips.
jacob smith?
chocolate.
money.
puppies!
and my best friend would want:
money.
high heels.
condoms.
christofer drew.
lots of kittens.
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RICK ROLL Says:
1 million dollars
100 million dollar
500 million dollars
1 billion dollars
1 trillion dollars…………
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darren m Says:
1. Jolly Rancher sodas
2. Dr. Pepper
3. Cokes
4. Rockstar energy drinks
5. Sunkist
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loudpurp Says:
ooooh i like this!!!!
1 Music
2 non fattening (in fact guaranteed weight loss and no side effects)chocolate (free of course)
3 Money
4 My hubby nude
5 a doppelganger who can do all my work for me
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Twisted Mind Says:
Multi scented candles
Fuzzy Handcuffs
Long Silk Scarves
Large Soft Feathers
Edible Flavored Body Paints and Oils
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firefox6 Says:
it would dispense shoes,dresses,candy,drinks,and laptops.
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☮ ♥ & alison Says:
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xxxgene6 Says:
Baby oil
lubricant-sexual
batteries
tickler’s
hot chicks phone numbers
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TexasBra Says:
Money
Hot men who are also kind and loyal
SHOES
Purses
Jewelry
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Shortee Says:
Money
True Love
Having Kids w/o Stretch Marks or Pain (i guess that’s 2)
Good Health
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DJ♥♪♫♥ Says:
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Can't touch this Says:
money
hot men with six packs
the biggest mansion in the whole universe!!!
God
1,000,000 wishes!
The wishes is cliche but oh well!!!
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KC-3 Says:
Wow, greedy answers. All I see is money and the opposite sex. But I can’t lie, I would want money too. And some other random stuff.
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.•☯•. Says:
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The Rikstir IV Says:
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PRINCESS MICHELLE OBAMA Says:
Money
10-inch dildos
chocolate
soul food
alcoholic beverages of my choice
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muffett1 Says:
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devilish Says:
August 24th, 2009 at 11:39 pm
You know, that’s the darn trouble with a vending machine. Everything you want to get out of it, costs something. (sounds rather like a marriage, come to think of it).
But, assuming I could afford the input, here’s my desired output…
1. Ray’s Famous Pizza straight from the villiage in NYC. Hot, cheesy goodness.
2. The wit of Robin Williams. So handy, so useful, so dang to the point (hold the cocaine though).
3. A sound investment policy. Yes, for whatever cash I plunk in, my ROR would be at least 38%. To heck with Schwab, they NYSE, and ETrade.
4. Paulie Walnuts. Whether driving on the freewway, dealing with morons at the office, or just for the heck of it…sometimes, you just REALLY need a hitman do get the whack done.
5. My best friend. Whether for the day, the night (Stilettos included), or a lifetime…everyone should be able to get to their best friend when they want one.
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Bradley P Says:
August 24th, 2009 at 11:39 pm
To all the folks here who said “money”, please think about this. It’s a vending machine. You put something *in it* to get something out, right? So if you get “money” out of the thing…what on earth would you have to put *IN* it?? A kidney? A freshly beating human heart?
So I’m not going to say “free money” because that is just un-original and besides the point. ^_^
So…
–Freshly toasted subs,
–Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream,
–Hot, fresh chicken nuggets with sauces,
–Monster energy drinks,
–cheap single rolls of toilet paper.
With that I could survive indefinitely, never leave the house. ^_^
Or, if that’s too mundane….replace the nuggets with cute blonde girlfriends, or Friends With Benefits Who Do Dishes. ^_~
Thanks for your time! Star for you!
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Fan Of Shinoda Reloaded Says:
August 24th, 2009 at 11:39 pm
- Unlimited Money
- Ripped® Body & Muscle Building Shake Mix
- Fragrus® Cologne (Attracts any girl you want, but doesn’t make them crazy about you until you say “hi”)
- Einsteinus® Intelligence Tonic (Allows for 100% use of your brain as opposed to 10%, expands your memory wide enough to remember every little detail about anything and everything you see, hear, taste, do and feel)
- Live-All® Immortality Drink (Allows for immortality; works well with the Einsteinus® line of tonics)
(What a fantasy LOL)
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luvhrtz Says:
August 24th, 2009 at 11:39 pm
A1 - A5 $5, $10, $20, $50, $100
B1-B5 beef jerky, buffalo wing pringles, blue pakcet skittles, Ramen Noodle Cups, Bacon Pizza slices
C1-C5 - Different types of black berry’s
D1 - D5 Different 1,000 dollar shopping gift cards
E1-E5 Scratch tickets in denominations of 2, 5, 10, 20, 20 again
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blue eyes Says:
August 24th, 2009 at 11:39 pm
This is assuming I don’t have to put any money, or just a small amount of money into the machine:
1. Of course money
2. Airline tickets to wherever I want to go that day
3. Gas Cards (although I wouldn’t need them if I can have money)
4. Car keys to a new car
5. Chocolate….why not
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Halibut be my name Says:
August 24th, 2009 at 11:39 pm
My favourite beer
Available cash to purchase more of the above and other essentials for the weekend (hint! hint!)
Clean underwear & socks
And a hot Mormon or Christian gal who wouldn’t throw up at the sight of me (serious!)*
*See my question……(Dating & Singles for more info!)
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The Instigator Says:
August 24th, 2009 at 11:39 pm
1. Truth
2. Justice
3. Wisdom
4. Satisfaction
5. Pop tarts
Actually, scratch #1. Make it another flavor of pop tarts.
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Anne S Says:
August 24th, 2009 at 11:39 pm
Our dream home in the mountains.
A REALLY nice RV to make road trips in.
Enough money to live out our lives comfortably.
World peace.
All our children and grandchildren happy, safe and secure.
(not necessarily in that order)
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Personality test Says:
August 24th, 2009 at 11:39 pm
1) Hot man (LOL)
2) Money
3) Pure oxygen (in a can perhaps)
4) Diamond rings
5) Sports car!
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Sarah C Says:
August 24th, 2009 at 11:39 pm
1. a person of the opposite sex who will love you
2. a snack that will instantly get you to your healthiest weight
3. good credit
4. a great job
5. money
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safety procedures Says:
August 24th, 2009 at 11:39 pm
1.wads of huge sums of cash
2. ticket to get a free car of my choice
3.brittney spear’s house
4.trips to anywhere i want
5.check for a 8.9 billion dollars
hows that?
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mattyboy Says:
August 24th, 2009 at 11:40 pm
My 5 things:
1 - Arizona Ice Team - Sweet Tea Flavor
2 - Cool Ranch Doritos
3 - Magazines
4 - Soccer equipment
5 - Money
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Chrystal Says:
August 24th, 2009 at 11:40 pm
1) Fresh Movie Theater popcorn with lots of salt and butter
2) Grilled shrimp on a scewer
3) Creme Brulee IceCream
4) Seltzer water with lime
5) Rum with any type of mixer I want.
WOW.. that would be awesome! lol
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samantha Says:
August 24th, 2009 at 11:40 pm
i would want:
herrs sour cream + onion chips.
jacob smith?
chocolate.
money.
puppies!
and my best friend would want:
money.
high heels.
condoms.
christofer drew.
lots of kittens.
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RICK ROLL Says:
August 24th, 2009 at 11:40 pm
1 million dollars
100 million dollar
500 million dollars
1 billion dollars
1 trillion dollars…………
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darren m Says:
August 24th, 2009 at 11:40 pm
1. Jolly Rancher sodas
2. Dr. Pepper
3. Cokes
4. Rockstar energy drinks
5. Sunkist
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loudpurp Says:
August 24th, 2009 at 11:40 pm
ooooh i like this!!!!
1 Music
2 non fattening (in fact guaranteed weight loss and no side effects)chocolate (free of course)
3 Money
4 My hubby nude
5 a doppelganger who can do all my work for me
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Twisted Mind Says:
August 24th, 2009 at 11:40 pm
Multi scented candles
Fuzzy Handcuffs
Long Silk Scarves
Large Soft Feathers
Edible Flavored Body Paints and Oils
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firefox6 Says:
August 24th, 2009 at 11:40 pm
it would dispense shoes,dresses,candy,drinks,and laptops.
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☮ ♥ & alison Says:
August 24th, 2009 at 11:40 pm
1. FREE MONEY!
2. FREE MONEY!
3. FREE MONEY!
4. FREE MONEY!
5. FREE ANYTHING.
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xxxgene6 Says:
August 24th, 2009 at 11:40 pm
Baby oil
lubricant-sexual
batteries
tickler’s
hot chicks phone numbers
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TexasBra Says:
August 24th, 2009 at 11:40 pm
Money
Hot men who are also kind and loyal
SHOES
Purses
Jewelry
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Shortee Says:
August 24th, 2009 at 11:40 pm
Money
True Love
Having Kids w/o Stretch Marks or Pain (i guess that’s 2)
Good Health
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DJ♥♪♫♥ Says:
August 24th, 2009 at 11:40 pm
shoes, clothes, bags, makeup, jewlery
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Can't touch this Says:
August 24th, 2009 at 11:40 pm
money
hot men with six packs
the biggest mansion in the whole universe!!!
God
1,000,000 wishes!
The wishes is cliche but oh well!!!
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KC-3 Says:
August 24th, 2009 at 11:40 pm
Wow, greedy answers. All I see is money and the opposite sex. But I can’t lie, I would want money too. And some other random stuff.
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.•☯•. Says:
August 24th, 2009 at 11:40 pm
Money
Money
Money
Money
and More Money
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The Rikstir IV Says:
August 24th, 2009 at 11:40 pm
Women , Lager , Rollies , Curry , Fried Eggs .
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Best Smartphone Software Says:
August 24th, 2009 at 11:40 pm
Money, wine, joints, hot-looking men, & condoms.
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PRINCESS MICHELLE OBAMA Says:
August 24th, 2009 at 11:40 pm
Money
10-inch dildos
chocolate
soul food
alcoholic beverages of my choice
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muffett1 Says:
August 24th, 2009 at 11:40 pm
Money
shoes in my size (with heels)
Beer
tall, & handsome man that does not talk back
& a dog walker so I can have more time with my new man …