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What 5 Things Would Your Fantasy Vending Machine Dispense?

August 24th, 2009 Posted in Información General

It can be anything. That’s right, ANYTHING.

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31 Responses to “What 5 Things Would Your Fantasy Vending Machine Dispense?”


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    devilish
    Says:

    You know, that’s the darn trouble with a vending machine. Everything you want to get out of it, costs something. (sounds rather like a marriage, come to think of it).
    But, assuming I could afford the input, here’s my desired output…
    1. Ray’s Famous Pizza straight from the villiage in NYC. Hot, cheesy goodness.
    2. The wit of Robin Williams. So handy, so useful, so dang to the point (hold the cocaine though).
    3. A sound investment policy. Yes, for whatever cash I plunk in, my ROR would be at least 38%. To heck with Schwab, they NYSE, and ETrade.
    4. Paulie Walnuts. Whether driving on the freewway, dealing with morons at the office, or just for the heck of it…sometimes, you just REALLY need a hitman do get the whack done.
    5. My best friend. Whether for the day, the night (Stilettos included), or a lifetime…everyone should be able to get to their best friend when they want one.



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    Bradley P
    Says:

    To all the folks here who said “money”, please think about this. It’s a vending machine. You put something *in it* to get something out, right? So if you get “money” out of the thing…what on earth would you have to put *IN* it?? A kidney? A freshly beating human heart?
    So I’m not going to say “free money” because that is just un-original and besides the point. ^_^
    So…
    –Freshly toasted subs,
    –Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream,
    –Hot, fresh chicken nuggets with sauces,
    –Monster energy drinks,
    –cheap single rolls of toilet paper.
    With that I could survive indefinitely, never leave the house. ^_^
    Or, if that’s too mundane….replace the nuggets with cute blonde girlfriends, or Friends With Benefits Who Do Dishes. ^_~
    Thanks for your time! Star for you!



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    Fan Of Shinoda Reloaded
    Says:

    - Unlimited Money
    - Ripped® Body & Muscle Building Shake Mix
    - Fragrus® Cologne (Attracts any girl you want, but doesn’t make them crazy about you until you say “hi”)
    - Einsteinus® Intelligence Tonic (Allows for 100% use of your brain as opposed to 10%, expands your memory wide enough to remember every little detail about anything and everything you see, hear, taste, do and feel)
    - Live-All® Immortality Drink (Allows for immortality; works well with the Einsteinus® line of tonics)
    (What a fantasy LOL)



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    luvhrtz
    Says:

    A1 - A5 $5, $10, $20, $50, $100
    B1-B5 beef jerky, buffalo wing pringles, blue pakcet skittles, Ramen Noodle Cups, Bacon Pizza slices
    C1-C5 - Different types of black berry’s
    D1 - D5 Different 1,000 dollar shopping gift cards
    E1-E5 Scratch tickets in denominations of 2, 5, 10, 20, 20 again



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    blue eyes
    Says:

    This is assuming I don’t have to put any money, or just a small amount of money into the machine:
    1. Of course money
    2. Airline tickets to wherever I want to go that day
    3. Gas Cards (although I wouldn’t need them if I can have money)
    4. Car keys to a new car
    5. Chocolate….why not



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    Halibut be my name
    Says:

    My favourite beer
    Available cash to purchase more of the above and other essentials for the weekend (hint! hint!)
    Clean underwear & socks
    And a hot Mormon or Christian gal who wouldn’t throw up at the sight of me (serious!)*
    *See my question……(Dating & Singles for more info!)



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    The Instigator
    Says:

    1. Truth
    2. Justice
    3. Wisdom
    4. Satisfaction
    5. Pop tarts
    Actually, scratch #1. Make it another flavor of pop tarts.



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    Anne S
    Says:

    Our dream home in the mountains.
    A REALLY nice RV to make road trips in.
    Enough money to live out our lives comfortably.
    World peace.
    All our children and grandchildren happy, safe and secure.
    (not necessarily in that order) :)



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    Personality test
    Says:

    1) Hot man (LOL)
    2) Money
    3) Pure oxygen (in a can perhaps)
    4) Diamond rings
    5) Sports car! ;)



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    Sarah C
    Says:

    1. a person of the opposite sex who will love you
    2. a snack that will instantly get you to your healthiest weight
    3. good credit
    4. a great job
    5. money



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    safety procedures
    Says:

    1.wads of huge sums of cash
    2. ticket to get a free car of my choice
    3.brittney spear’s house
    4.trips to anywhere i want
    5.check for a 8.9 billion dollars
    hows that?



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    mattyboy
    Says:

    My 5 things:
    1 - Arizona Ice Team - Sweet Tea Flavor
    2 - Cool Ranch Doritos
    3 - Magazines
    4 - Soccer equipment
    5 - Money



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    Chrystal
    Says:

    1) Fresh Movie Theater popcorn with lots of salt and butter
    2) Grilled shrimp on a scewer
    3) Creme Brulee IceCream
    4) Seltzer water with lime
    5) Rum with any type of mixer I want.
    WOW.. that would be awesome! lol



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    samantha
    Says:

    i would want:
    herrs sour cream + onion chips.
    jacob smith?
    chocolate.
    money.
    puppies!
    and my best friend would want:
    money.
    high heels.
    condoms.
    christofer drew.
    lots of kittens.



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    RICK ROLL
    Says:

    1 million dollars
    100 million dollar
    500 million dollars
    1 billion dollars
    1 trillion dollars…………



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    darren m
    Says:

    1. Jolly Rancher sodas
    2. Dr. Pepper
    3. Cokes
    4. Rockstar energy drinks
    5. Sunkist



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    loudpurp
    Says:

    ooooh i like this!!!!
    1 Music
    2 non fattening (in fact guaranteed weight loss and no side effects)chocolate (free of course)
    3 Money
    4 My hubby nude
    5 a doppelganger who can do all my work for me



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    Twisted Mind
    Says:

    Multi scented candles
    Fuzzy Handcuffs
    Long Silk Scarves
    Large Soft Feathers
    Edible Flavored Body Paints and Oils



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    firefox6
    Says:

    it would dispense shoes,dresses,candy,drinks,and laptops.



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    ☮ ♥ & alison
    Says:

    1. FREE MONEY!
    2. FREE MONEY!
    3. FREE MONEY!
    4. FREE MONEY!
    5. FREE ANYTHING.



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    xxxgene6
    Says:

    Baby oil
    lubricant-sexual
    batteries
    tickler’s
    hot chicks phone numbers



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    TexasBra
    Says:

    Money
    Hot men who are also kind and loyal
    SHOES
    Purses
    Jewelry



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    Shortee
    Says:

    Money
    True Love
    Having Kids w/o Stretch Marks or Pain (i guess that’s 2)
    Good Health



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    DJ♥♪♫♥
    Says:

    shoes, clothes, bags, makeup, jewlery



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    Can't touch this
    Says:

    money
    hot men with six packs
    the biggest mansion in the whole universe!!!
    God
    1,000,000 wishes!
    The wishes is cliche but oh well!!!



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    KC-3
    Says:

    Wow, greedy answers. All I see is money and the opposite sex. But I can’t lie, I would want money too. And some other random stuff.



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    .•☯•.
    Says:

    Money
    Money
    Money
    Money
    and More Money



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    The Rikstir IV
    Says:

    Women , Lager , Rollies , Curry , Fried Eggs .



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    Best Smartphone Software
    Says:

    Money, wine, joints, hot-looking men, & condoms. :)



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    PRINCESS MICHELLE OBAMA
    Says:

    Money
    10-inch dildos
    chocolate
    soul food
    alcoholic beverages of my choice



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    muffett1
    Says:

    Money
    shoes in my size (with heels)
    Beer
    tall, & handsome man that does not talk back
    & a dog walker so I can have more time with my new man …


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