How Can I Talk My Employer Into Getting A Vending Machine For The Office So I Can “borrow” Snacks From It?
Steal, um…. ‘borrow’…. the company credit card and buy a bunch of tasty treats - load them up in the mini fridge you pilfered, um…. ‘borrowed’…..from your boss, and you are in like flynn. When your employer asks you about any charges to the card, simply explain how you ‘haven’t got a clue what he’s talking about’ That excuse seems to work for 5 year olds and cheating boyfriends, so it should work its magic for you.
Don’t forget to hide the mini fridge under your desk and hot glue a strip of cardboard to the front to disguise it as a box.